[Update]: Vampire Survivors has now been unleashed from Early Access alongside a sizable content update.

While every update has added at least a secret or two to uncover, the freshly released "The Not One" patch is quite special in that it's almost entirely made out of secrets! However, instead of it being one long guessing game (or one short trip to the wiki), the update has also added the Forbidden Scrolls of Morbane - a relic located in The Bone Zone that offers you hints on how to find all of the game's secrets!

If you're curious what these secrets might look like, and if you're in the mood for some psychedelic imagery, you'll find what you seek in the trailer below. Have a gander:

For those of you that don't mind some spoilers, here's what you'll need to do to unlock the new characters and wildcard weapon:

Big Trouser can be unlocked by fully upgrading all 16 passive items in Moonglow. The trick is that you need to exit the run as soon as you've done this, because if you get killed by Death you'll lose Tiragisú and have to start all over again.

Cosmo Pavone can be unlocked by a character with zero eggs in the Capella Magna map. With Peachone and Ebony Wings in your inventory you'll need to move upwards on the map until you find a gate with a flamethrower pick up next to it. As long as you have the two weapons, using the flamethrower will allow you to open the gates and unlock the character.

Candybox is a weapon that allow you to pick any weapon from the base weapon pool. Unlocking it is incredibly easy as it's done automatically once you've added Big Trouser to the crew. It's a decently rare item so don't expect to see it frequently, though it can be selected multiple times, so if you're lucky you can mold your build into sheer perfection.

Have fun with all of the new stuff, and if you're interested in the full patch notes you should head on over to Steam.